This is not October.

Seriously, I don’t care what the calendar says – it lies.  This is not October.  It hit 90 degrees downtown today, therefor there is no possibility of it being October.  Do you know what this weather is?  It’s sadistic.  It’s torture.  It’s god damned hell on earth end of times weather.

I don’t live in Alabama anymore, I don’t need any of this nonsensical it’s too friggin’ hot in October crap.  So please, can we return to our normal gray skies, icy cold rain and nasty winds of October that I have grown so accustom to.  Please?